Im a teenager. I thought you should know that, so you can prepare yourself for whatever drama might slip itself in. OK? Don't stop reading cause I happened to be in the prime of my youth, matter of fact, keep reading! I have a voice, so your going to deal with it and keep on reading! Sure, I might not be the 'average american teenager' but I think I can help give those normal people a voice.
So, on with the introduction{which surprisingly has gotten easier now}. I guess a few things you should know are, one: I started this blog thing because I simply adore the movie Julie and Julia. And I very sure the amount of blogs soared through the roof when that movie first came out, along with the book 'the art of mastering french cooking'. But, I really don't care about that, i just think blogging is a really cool idea. Two: the purpose of this blog is to convey the life of me, to you and the rest of this massive world. Because I think truly, at least from what I have seen, the american teenager is wrongfully portrayed in most every movie and show. You don't have time to stop at your locker and chat, you can't stay up ALL night to study and then magical drink coffee and never make up the sleep. AND, the whole girl/guy ration is totally off balance. You more likely to get killed by a rabid kangaroo then get a boyfriend {or a girlfriend in some of your cases} within your freshman year. Trust me on this, I know. Lastly/Three: I'm pretty sure Im the only me on the face of this earth. I don't know about mars or pluto, but I 100% that Im the only me in this region of the solar system. So, I might as well share my views and thoughts with people. Also, I get very forgetful, so if I ever mention an important test, completely forget about it, then look back at a post or something, BANG, memory restored. So ya, my three reasons for doing a blog. Very exciting, i know.
Alright, more about me, cause I don't think I want to explain myself later on. Sure, I may be a teenager, but I really hate following every damn trend. {Ya, I just cussed. Deal, I have on hell of a clean mouth compared to my friends, so don't go thinking that teens are angel mouthed.} SURE, I enjoy the occasional fashion, but I bet it gets real tiring when you try to keep on top on all the fashion rules. And no, I do dress well, I just don't follow the conventional way of dressing. I break the rules of everyday life whenever i feel like it, so there is no reason to try and cover that up. So there is the fashion synopsis, here is the personality outline. In places were people's actual faces are involved {aka, not online, face to face confrontation} I'm deadly shy. Its like a disease that only kicks in when I'm talking to some person I don't know. I freeze up, I can only nod, maybe say 'ya' and thats about it. I become this polite machine, stuck in a sea of silence. Sometimes, I can get past it, and I'm really open. But otherwise, I'm only outrageous with my friends. OK, on the school level. I started my freshman year at high school {aka, 9th grade for you dummies} this fall. I looooooove High School, and I my friends that go with me there. Its not all the damn drama they make it on TV, either you like someone or you don't. And that is that, you may some crap behind their back, but otherwise you just immaturely stick your tongue out at them. 'Cause really, there is a hell of a lot of better stuff to do out there. OK, I admit it. There is drama in High School for some people, but for people like me who just hate it, no drama. Ignore drama, and BANG, no drama. AMAZING, I know.{note, this might not be a good idea for you melodramatic types who just live on drama, as you might die to lack of drama. tragic} Also on the High School note, the homework is like one giant monster ready to eat you alive. It comes up from behind and CHOMP. You fail! That massive assignment due today that you forgot is going to kill you now. So maybe you don't care for grades, but I would LOVE to study abroad, and good grades is a great way to achieve that goal!! ^w^ <- Hell yeah for the emoticon face.
OK, that was a hell of a lot longer then I thought it was going to be. So, if you made this far, I'm very proud of you. Go get ice cream, or since its Winter, Egg Nog might be better idea. So, please return, as I'm sure the rest of the year is going to get pretty interesting.
~Oliver <- Not my real name, so don't try nothing you pervy old men out there.