this is what we do

So I believe I owe you as a reader an explication. What the frick frack diddly dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this blog about? WELL, I don't really know. But here is a list of what I guess is going to go down, it'll probs narrow down as we go on.

 - Fashion type blog. I dress hella nice and my face is not ugly so I will teach you my ways my children. And I'll try to help with any of your questions.

 - Travel-ish blog. Whenever I go places I'm gonna blog the hell out of it. I love traveling so this will happen often aka whenever I can afford it.

 - Writer's block crusher. I'm writing a fucking novel. Writer's block seriously hits me sometimes so I will come here to write some sort of except to slice that block in bloody half.

 - Single life blog. I moved out completely unprepared, and as a total noob at being an adult, I am here to tell you what not to do. I have the magical skill of learning everything the hard way, and you think I'm exaggerating, but seriously I fuck up all the things. Learn from my miserable failures.

 - Other help blog. You have problem? Me fix with funny. Probably no help in end. BAM.

This is what my blog shall be and it shall be awesome. I hope. Probably not, it's gonna be a huge mess. Lets have fun with it. Radical.

Peace Out.